August Chance is a photographer, raconteur, and gentleman driver. As an abecedarian, he fell in love with written words and images and made short story books on a mechanical typewriter with torn catalog pages, markers, and a stapler. He is author of The Crash, a poetry chapbook, and has ghostwritten articles on topics ranging from Garbage Pail Kids to Scientology.

An accomplished businessman and investor, August rose to infamy in the late 90s as a personal-finance guru on Geocities where he chronicled his year-long bankruptcy battle to discharge six figures of educational debt from three unsuccessful stints at elite trade schools. While the Geocities blogposts have since disappeared, he periodically teaches the enduring lessons at invite-only seminars on the open seas.

August’s current investments include front-end loaded mutual funds, Shiba Inu, vintage horology, and niche webcam operators. He is one of the pioneers of the toe-cuticle fetish on OnlyFans.

August welcomes new business opportunities including speaking, consulting, or photography engagements.